June 18, 2018

Dear Josh & Louie,

Guess what?  Chicken Butt!!  I’m a lucky dog!  Danielle is going to be my “dog sitter” when Mom and Dad go away for a few nights.  She is the best!  She gives me good tummy rubs!

It’s hot here… I’m searching for a place to keep cool.  It’s hard with fur.  I keep laying down in front of the vents and mom keeps tripping over me. Seriously, doesn’t she look?  She keeps saying I’m in the way.  What if she’s walking in my snoozing spot, isn’t she in my way? What are you doing to keep cool?  Mom says you are probably swimming.  

Did you find all of your stuff that was all over my living room floor blocking my bed and couch?   Mom is wondering if you are clean and using soap.  I hate soap. She says you have to push down and turn to open the body wash/shampoo/conditioner bottle.  That seems awfully complicated for a dog like me.  Apparently you are supposed to open the bottle of toothpaste also, but hey, I don’t have thumbs so I have no idea how that is used either.  

What kind of things are you doing to keep busy?  I’m hoping to go for a walk and bark at the birds.  Maybe I’ll scare the mailman today.  Mom says she needs to put more mulch down and I can’t help her.  Why did she buy mulch that smells like chocolate if I can’t sniff or eat it?  

That’s it from the land of dog.

Love, 

Ivy